blonde

blonde
1. (Blonde) (3317↑, 1119↓)
A hair color sometimes associated with unintelligence when in fact intelligence is not affected noticeably by hair color.

She's blonde...who cares?

Author: anus fie pace whole http://blonde.urbanup.com/74497
2. (blonde) (2198↑, 593↓)
A hair color that's a light gold color, and is usually associated with ditziness and stupidity. Usually they're just as smart as people with other hair colors, but some of them act dumb because they think the whole "dumb blonde" thing is cute or something. They're not necessarily prettier than brunettes or other hair colors, but some of them put extra effort into makeup, fashion and weight control because of what society expects of blondes. Hair color is entirely superficial, and it's extremely shallow to judge entirely on a physical feature that can be changed as easy as hair color. Certainly some blondes are ditzy and stupid, but so can anyone. Let their personality speak for itself, not their hair.

As a brunette, I haven't noticed any correlation between blondes and ditziness at my school. Some of them are even at the top of our class.

3. (blonde) (1095↑, 397↓)
It's a hair colour (gold, usually), NOT a personality trait. The dumb blonde cliché started with the kinds of characters Marylin Monroe played in many of her movies. She usually played characters who were pretty ditsy, though sometimes she came through with some profoundly wise insight. So when people blame their ditsiness or naivety on being blonde, they are just pandering to a popular culture stereotype. In other words, being blonde has nothing to do with being stupid. Being stupid has everything to do with being stupid.

Marylin Monroe's character, at the end of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, convinces her would-be father-in-law that women chasing after rich men is like men chasing after beautiful women.

4. (Blonde) (993↑, 487↓)
A Blonde is NOT a Bleached Brunette with a chemical spotlight on her inferior head.

Britney Spears is a Bleached Brunette. She is not a Blonde.

Author: carolecox\@blondfrombirth.org http://blonde.urbanup.com/464266
5. (Blonde) (453↑, 155↓)
A person ("[blond]" is gender-neutral; the added -e is specifically for a feminine context) whose hair color ranges from a pale yellow to light brown. This characteristic is somewhat common in people of European/Caucasian stock, although it is said that natural blondes are becoming rarer. A common trend in modern times is for people to dye their hair blond using a certain hair coloring agent. This trend is due to the depictions of blondes as symbols of [beauty] and [attraction] in the art and media outlets.

An example of a blonde is Naomi Watts. Her fair hair glimmers every time she is on screen.

6. (blonde) (810↑, 623↓)
Someone we can all make fun of, even blondes.

That blonde is making fun of herself because she just read the urban dictionary definition.

7. (blonde) (212↑, 45↓)
A hair color anywhere from extremely pale to sandy colored(lions coat color).

That girl's hair is blonde.

Author: Traveling Bob http://blonde.urbanup.com/1887782
8. (blonde) (176↑, 59↓)
1) a person born with a certain shade of lighter hair; no correlation to high or low intelligence. 2) a person born with dark hair but who for some reason decided to dye it blonde; very strong correlation to low intelligence.

Notice that the dumb blonde myth is dictinctly American. Needless to say it fails to hold water somewhere like Scandinavia, the people of which are noted for their brooding, introspective nature. Somehow, the majority-blonde population there have built some of the most progressive and successful nations in the modern world.

Author: Glumdalclitch http://blonde.urbanup.com/1721215
9. (blonde) (107↑, 42↓)
A word that the [English] language borrowed from [French] to describe a hair color that is traditionally described as "[fair]" or "[flaxen]" in English. Blonde is a light hair color, ranging from light brown/dark blond to the [tow head]ed platinum blonde. "[Blond]" is used in French to refer to a fair-haired man and "blonde" is used for a fair-haired woman. Blondes are [stereotype]d (often unfairly) as being sexually [promiscuous] and/or unintelligent. Since fair hair first appeared, many darker-haired peoples have imitated it... thus leading to fair and red hair being associated with prostitutes in some cases. The origins of the "dumb blonde" stereotype are not very clear, but it could be that the hair of many blondes turns darker as they grow and mature, and thus fair hair is associated with youth and childhood, and thus with innocence and [naïve]té.

Contrary to the stereotype, only a small minority of the blonde community is dumb. Marilyn Monroe, Judy Holliday, and Betty Hutton (contrary to their ditzy images) were quite intelligent women who wanted to be taken seriously. The only dumb blondes that I know of are [Paris Hilton], [Britney Spears], [Jessica Simpson], and [Ann Coulter]. [Lindsay Lohan] (foolishly) dyed blonde her beautiful scarlet tresses. If blondes are so dumb, explain the intellect of Golden Retrievers and the alleged stupidity of the red-haired Irish Setter. For once, a someone with a darker hair color is the "dumb" one.

10. (Blonde) (110↑, 46↓)
beautiful people...just like brunettes, redheads, and whatever color hair. Its a way to express your personality.

If your not a natural oh well you can be just as beautiful. stupid or intellegent. everyone is beautiful in thier own way. come people have some self confidence, resepect learn to take a joke and have fun\!\!\!\! it is a part of life\!\!\!

Author: I dont care how they do it http://blonde.urbanup.com/1087018
11. (blonde) (85↑, 30↓)
No darker than the sandy color of a lions mane. Get that through your head people.

That person has blonde hair.

Author: Traveling Bob http://blonde.urbanup.com/1911353
12. (Blonde) (629↑, 578↓)
Having a difficult time getting things right or remembering things.

I'm having a bit of a blonde day. Sorry I was having a blonde moment.

13. (Blonde) (65↑, 19↓)
Simply, a person with light colored hair (usually a light golden color). This means no personality traits should be associated with a hair color.

That girl has beautiful blonde hair.

14. (Blonde) (122↑, 87↓)
1) A certain colour of hair 2) A stereotype- taken as either an insult or compliment- Positive and Negative ways: Negative (said by non-blondes): meaning a highly unintelligent, hyperactive, annoying, loud, generally self-loving and arrogant 'person'. Positive (usually said by themselves, sometimes with regular spelling and/or grammer errors): More intelligent than non-blondes, More sexy than non-blondes, Bigger breasts (if female) than non-blondes, more of a fun life than non-blondes, generally better people than non-blondes. Although obviously I myself am a non-blonde and have prejudice towards them, that dosen't change the fact that: both ways are wrong. It's just a hair colour, it dosen't make anyone more or less intelligent, more or less 'sexy', have smaller or bigger breasts, or anything. Indeed many people may find 'blondes' more attractive, but that's just their taste- i myself do not.

"Im blonde wich means im more sexy than u and have got bigger boobs 2 and am more inteligant than u" "No, it just means you have blonde hair. The fact that you think it makes you those things is what makes you stupid" "hahaha a blonde she looks so thick" "Actually i know her- she's quite intelligent" "ur blonde, ur sexy, u have big boobs i bet, can i c them ;)" "um... who do you think i am? not a chance\!, f**k off\!"

15. (blonde) (60↑, 26↓)
A light hair color. It can be annoying to be a blonde as a minor because your mother may not allow you to dye it, with the reason, "90% of blondes dye their hair blonde, and you lucked out by getting it naturally."

Me: Can I dye my hair brown? Mom: You can't dye ALL of it brown, because 90% of blondes... You're lucky to have light hair.

16. (blonde) (48↑, 15↓)
A person with blonde hair; a hair color. Blondes are often stereotyped. Someone's hair color has no effect on their intelligence and little effect on their behavior, aside from the fact that people may change to fit what society expects of them. Not all blondes are dumb or attractive.

Girl 1- OMG, I am such a valley girl, don't you lyk think I seem like I should be lyk "blonde?" Girl 2- No, because your hair color has nothing to do with your personality. I think you're dumb.

17. (Blonde) (69↑, 44↓)
Blonde is a light golden hair color ranging anywhere from platinum to caramel.There is no such thing as a dirty blonde, there just brunettes trying to pass themselves off as blondes, and brunettes who dye their hair blonde shouldn't be telling people they're blonde when they're BROWN roots are showing. Being blonde doesn't mean your stupid or less intelligent than brunettes or redheads. I'm a blonde and my IQ is 136 average is 85\! That stereotype comes from people like Marylin Monroe and Jessica Simpson. The main reason blondes are considered more attractive is the human eye is drawn more to the light color of blonde hair than the dark color of a brunette. Blonde is actually an endangered hair color. Only 1 in every 20 women is a natural blonde and only 1 in every 45 men is a natural blonde. This is due to blonde being a ressive trait. Brunette is a dominate trait. Its practically impossible for 2 brunettes who had brunette parents to have blonde children. Just because someone is blonde it does'nt mean they're a hooker or sluty or easy. Hair color really does'nt really judge that. That just comes from stupid blondes who act all prissy and dumb because they think it's cute, and most guys do think it's cute. Every hair color is speacial and unique in it's own way and they can all have fun.

- Just because some blondes are sluty disty and blonde does'nt mean we all are -

18. (blonde) (177↑, 155↓)
Lets look at these definitions here. You see, blonde people dont become stupid JUST because of their hair color. For some strange reason the vast majority of people are attracted to blondes, and then they hit on them. After a while, the guys start trying and trying and trying to seduce them by giving them gifts and crap like that, which gives the girl the idea that she can have any man she wants, so she wont have to try hard in life. Stupid people are known to have little learning experiences. When a person gets everything they want, they have few learning experiences, making them stupid. It is not because of the hair dyes, or genetics, or whatever. It is THE HUMAN SOCIETY that is spoiling our blondes, which is making them really stupid.

I would appreciate the next few definitions to add on to "Bojizzles blonde theory."

19. (blonde) (39↑, 19↓)
Coffee with cream in it. Often associated with diner waitress slang.

Waitress: How do you like your coffee? Patron: Blonde please

20. (Blonde) (43↑, 27↓)
A hair color. Blondes were first associated with being dumb when many women bleached their hair in attempt to woe members of the opposite sex.

Person 1: Oh, look over there. A blonde\! Person 2: Yes, her hair is a rich golden color.

Author: Eric Arthur Blair http://blonde.urbanup.com/1431927
21. (Blonde) (73↑, 61↓)
Hot girls who are mistaken for being dumb just because of their hair color. psh..

Joanna and Noelle are mistaken for being dumb, just cuz their hair is blonde.

22. (blonde) (17↑, 6↓)
a hair color. Usually stereotyped as "dumb" and "stupid" Thats stupid if you think that. Its not true if you have blonde hair your dumb. Seriously\!\!

Guy: God, your soo blonde. Brunette: Thats not true\!\! Dont insult my BFF she gets all A's\!\! Blonde: Yea. Your the one acting like a dumb blonde\!\!

23. (Blonde) (33↑, 22↓)
1. Commonly used to refer to ditzes or ditzy moments, hence [blonde moment]. This is unfairly biased. 2. A hair color.

I have [blonde] hair yet when it comes to class rank I am tied with or have a higher grade than a Chinese girl. (With the stereotypical Asian parents that push for her to get great grades) I'm more of a person that tries to do their homework before they get home. 2. You say there's no such thing as a smart blonde yet your dumber than me. Haha dumbass.

24. (blonde) (20↑, 12↓)
Hair that reflects sunlight instead of absorbing it. Many celebrities are known to bleach their hair this color in order to attract attention. Natural blondes are far and few. There are some blondes in places you wouldn't except, like the Berbers of Morocco, or villages in the Middle East because it's a recessive gene that exists in many ethnicities, not just white people. Might be extinct in 200 years because blonde people are too busy getting drunk and being promiscuous to have children...

Jon: Save the blondes\! Ali: Why? Jon: Because they are hot. Ali: You're superficial. Jon: I know. Why are they so hot? Ali: ... Ali: Well, what about redheads? They are probably going to be extinct faster. Jon: Hmm...name one goodlooking redhead. Ali: ...

25. (Blonde) (30↑, 22↓)
&\#61618; A hair color that is stereotyped as dumb, or ditzy. There are natural blondes that think that their stereotyped hair color should control the way they act because they are made to believe that that is what society expects from them. But, the reason for the blonde jokes comes from bottled blondes who don't care if they're acting dumb because they aren't actually blonde. Thus, the jokes don't affect them. In reality, most natural blondes don't let the stereotype affect them, but are still labeled as dumb due to the bottled blondes. All in all, a hair color doesn't affect the IQ or the attractiveness of a person whether they're a blonde, brunette, or a red-head.

Natural blondes shouldn't have to believe that they have to live up to society's image of a ditzy, dumb, barbie-doll blonde.

26. (Blonde) (10↑, 4↓)
A hair colour, that in no way effects a person's intelligence, personality, sluttiness, or boob size. A person who is naturally born blonde can't help that they are blonde, as it is genetic. Not all blondes 'hate' brunettes, because I surely don't. :) Almost all of my very close friends aren't blonde, so I don't quite understand why or when this rivalry between these two hair colours started. I wanted to clear up that, on behalf of all (or most) blondes, we do not hate you, nor do we think you are stupid or slutty in any way. :D ..But please, stop supporting that stupid stereotype. ^^; How about it, eh?

Blonde: I love your hair\! :D Brunette: Thanks, I love yours too\! :)

27. (blonde) (18↑, 12↓)
A type of hair colour, with many different variations. These include platinum blonde, sandy blonde and cherry blonde among others. To spell it with an "e" at the end is to indicate a feminine definition of hair colour. The male version is spelled "blond". Typically, being blonde may be associated with a lack of intelligence in popular culture, though facts state that this is untrue. Historically, some philosophers and leaders, most famously Adolph Hitler, associated blondes with a superior master race.

Predominantly blonde countries, such as those belonging to the Scandanavian region (Finland, Norway and Sweden) are renowned for their higher educations and for possessing a large percentage of Nobel Laureates. (For instance Finland, which is 80% blonde and has a population of just 5.2 million, has more nobel laureates than the continent of Africa, which has a population of 890 million).

28. (Blonde) (25↑, 19↓)
(1) All "blonde" is is a light hair color. The hair color of "blondes" range from a dark gold (dirty blonde) to bleached hair color (pretty much white). People at my school will be [brunette] in reality, but will try to pass off as being blonde by saying they are [dirty blonde] since at our school the more popular and more prettier students are all blonde. (2) Jessica Simpson is the perfect stereotype blonde. She makes me aggravated because some people look to her to see how "blondes" are when, in truth, hardly anyone is as ditzy as her. Jessica Simpson is blonde (obviously), beautiful, has a great figure, and is so stupid she thought buffaloes had wings and chicken of the sea was chicken, not tuna. That is how the average person perceives blondes (beautiful and stupid). In fact, I have altered my personality many a time before to please people by letting them think that their opinions of blondes is correct. (Hint: It's not\!)

(1) She nervously ran her fingers through her long, golden blonde hair. (2)A blonde in class: But, Mr.Jones, I still don't understand it. Mr.Jones: Well, Ashley, what don't you-- Another student: Mr. Jones, I would just give up now- she's a blonde, she'll never get it. **With names changed, this has happened before at my high school.

Author: a Non-Stereotype-Blonde http://blonde.urbanup.com/1332884
29. (blonde) (41↑, 35↓)
for your information...blondes are not thick and dumb, they are just like everyone else.there are sum bloneds that are dumb and some are intelligent and the same goes for everyone else.its just a hair colour you stupid pricks get over it.

proud to be blonde

30. (blonde) (34↑, 29↓)
a hair color that is way overrated, and kinda freaky looking.

Person A: My hot friend is coming to hang out with us tonight. Person B: Awesome\! What does she look like. Person A: Well she's blonde... Person B: Gross.

31. (blonde) (5↑, 1↓)
Blondes have more fun?? not always Brunettes have more fun?? not always Everybody in this world can have more fun you know, regardless of what hair color we have, what race we are belong, what ethnicity we are belong, or what nationality we are belong, what eye color we have, what skin color we have as long as we all human being. Having fun or not it's not just determined by our characteristic (hair, race, ethnicity, nationality, skin color, eye color, etc) because having fun is determined by how we behave, how we treat people, how we bring ourselves, how we show some kindness to other people, how we become a kindhearted and sincere person. As long as you have heart of gold, great personality, sincere feeling, and tolerant then you have more fun to make the world is a beautiful place to live. Stop bashing each other and being ignorant, grow up people\!\! The conclusion is, blondes and brunettes all have more fun as long as they are kind, pleasing, trustworthy, and sincere.

Blonde: Blondes have more fun, brunettes don't Brunette: Brunettes have more fun, blondes don't Blonde: Shut up, you boring brunette\! Brunette: You should shut up too, dumb blonde\! Random person: Can both of you please stop bashing and hating each other?? We all human being, no one is have more fun or not only based on hair color. Blonde and brunette staring each other Blonde: That is right, fighting each other doesn't bring any benefit. Oh\! I'm so sorry for teasing you, will you ever forgive me?? Brunette: Yes, I forgive you\! I'm sorry for teasing you too, will you ever forgive me?? Blonde: Yes\! I forgive too, hey\! Why don't we become friends isn't it better?? Brunette: Sure, why not?? Blonde: Then, we are friends now Brunette: Ha...ha thanks, buddy Blonde: Your welcome, pal Blonde and brunette: Friends forever, yay\!\!\!\!

Author: sinotibetan94 http://blonde.urbanup.com/6049264
32. (Blonde) (4↑, 1↓)
1. A hair color 2. A term often associated with those who do not have a high enough intelligence to be considered a brunette. 3. A word that smart people use in attempt at ridiculing someone with prettier hair than them, hoping it will make said blonde feel dumb. 4. A word used as a synonym to slut

1. The girl has blonde hair 2. -Animals are people too you know. -Dude, you are SO blonde\! 3. -I'm prettier than you\! -So? You're blonde\! 4. As rare as a blonde virgin

Author: TheDoctorsCompanion http://blonde.urbanup.com/5376675
33. (blonde) (6↑, 3↓)
often stereotyped as stupid or sexy...but the word comes from the colour of someone's hair colour

Oi\! check out that blonde las\! *licks lips*

34. (Blonde) (52↑, 49↓)
A hair color....an excuse for being dumb...When it is really the smarter version of human...They're are the kind of people in this world the orginal blonde, The haters, and the wanna-be blondes....Everyone Dyes there hair to be blonde or they say mean stuff about them becasue they are JEALOUS...Most Blonde are sexy,hott cute, and every guys wants them blonde hair blue eyed girls

Megan is a Hot blonde chick every guy wants.

35. (Blonde) (35↑, 32↓)
A hair color. Any shade of gold, in fact. Some blondes even have brown hair...Or at least they're brunettes that have been considered blondes. Me? I'm a natural blonde, and seldom have I ever came across a "blond" insult/joke directed at me. However, I've had several encounters with those worthless STEREOPTYPES, hanging around the halls, squealing over NOTHING (gaah...Loud noises...Eek\!)and talking over mindless FOOL matters. Worthless conformists\! Thanks to YOU, all lame, pathetic jokes are directed towards US\! And you're not even BLONDE, you walking wads of chemicals\! But you are here to serve a purpose...TO MAKE ME FEEL SUPERIOR\!\!\! Which I am, thank you\! *Beaming grin*

Seeing how the vast majority of the world has black hair, I'd say it's the black-haired people who are stupider on average.

Author: Amber Almighty http://blonde.urbanup.com/967523
36. (Blonde) (6↑, 6↓)
a hair color. really that's it. not quite dumb but generally called a ditz. but not all blondes are. it's just a steriotype that people need to get over.

a girl that has RED hair runs across the street when she is not sapposed to and narrowly escapes getting nailed by a car. my mother: she must dye her hair. (saying she must naturally be a blonde)

37. (blonde) (18↑, 18↓)
A hair color that is often confused with being stupid because blondes have more hair on their heads

All you people who are tired of this dumb blonde crap, come and listen to a song I've written on this matter - "Dumb Blonde Blues" - and maybe after you hear it, you'll open your eyes on the fact that the color of your hair has nothing to do with your intelligence.

Author: Karen Stickney http://blonde.urbanup.com/1726131
38. (blonde) (3↑, 4↓)
The type of female that minority men(Especially [Black men]) want to date and marry. Looked at as [easy] and [ditzy], or [stuck up] and [bitchy].

Black Man: Damn I want to tap that blonde trick. *Leaves his black girlfriend for the white blonde*

Author: Manny Fre$h316 http://blonde.urbanup.com/5226584
39. (Blonde) (25↑, 26↓)
A person who acts really stupid even if they aren't necessarily. Also associated with forgetfulness, ditzy, and bouncy. Can laugh excessively

Jen, you're being such a blonde today\! Jen: hehe, I know\! heheheheh\!

40. (blonde) (3↑, 5↓)
A Stupid female whose only use is to have sex with

A job interview Boss: we dont allow blondes here

Author: Immortal King http://blonde.urbanup.com/5570484
41. (Blonde) (15↑, 17↓)
n.] A variety of hashish, referring to its golden color.

"Wanna buy some blonde?"

42. (blonde) (33↑, 35↓)
a female or male with a golden or yellowish haircolor that does not affect your intelligence (i am blonde and i skipped 2 grades ha ha hah ha)

I am smart blonde

43. (blonde) (46↑, 48↓)
someone with light colored hair and sexy features. :)

I am a sexy blonde with big boobs. :)

44. (Blonde) (24↑, 26↓)
girls that act stupid even if they dont have blonde hair have no common sense...has nothing to do with grade point average or how well they do in school

a girl taht trips and falls quite often and doesnt stay with or understand any words bigger than pronunciation

45. (blonde) (1↑, 4↓)
stupid girl, likely to be named rachel. you think she is acting dumb, but she actually is just dumb to the core. lacks cmmon sense, but is likely to be book smart and very very beautiful. gives everyone a good laugh when she messes up being dumb.

girl: *1 walks into lampost* girl: 'your so blonde\!'

46. (blonde) (5↑, 8↓)
a person that seems to be stupid or dumb or there just trying to be stupid to get atition, acting dizty just to get boys to like them

samantha:Jordyn your such a blonde\! Jordyn:Just because i'm blonde dosen't mean i'm stupid and just because i'm stupid dosnt mean i'm blonde\!

Author: x_punkxloser_x http://blonde.urbanup.com/1272068
47. (Blonde) (16↑, 19↓)
A gurl that is funny and crazy as well from all the people that make fun of them.

Hey I'm a blonde to\!\!\! But it's really fun to be one. Hehehe

48. (blonde) (6↑, 10↓)
usually a word to describe the hair colour of female hair, a silky golden hue that can vary in intensity. Men of all cultural backgrounds are often attracted to blondes. The word can also be attributed to hair on other portions of the body (such as hair on arms or blonde pubic hair). Blondes are white caucasian women and often seen as very appealing.

The blonde with her glistening golden hair was truly appealing to all the guys on the street in Rome.

49. (Blonde) (8↑, 13↓)
Someone who throws their cell phone away in the garbage can in the bathroom of Taco Bell.

Blonde

50. (blonde) (13↑, 18↓)
1. A fair, yellowish hair color. 2. An insult to any color haired people; another word for dumb or stupid.

Blonde1: Oh\! My\! Gosh\! I think my goldfish just drowned\! Blonde2: That's a tragedy\! Hey, do you know you what 'tragedy' means? Blonde1: Beats me\! Brunette: You two are so BLONDE\!

Author: kate blanchlet http://blonde.urbanup.com/2042231
51. (Blonde) (64↑, 69↓)
A stripper or stripper-in-training.

That blonde just gave me a lapdance and asked me for a ride home.

52. (Blonde) (37↑, 42↓)
a girl- ditzy, stupid, forgetful, annoying, thinks shes better than everyone

myself

53. (blonde) (13↑, 19↓)
we blondes have a lot more fun\! brunettes are mostly jealous of us\!that is why almost every brunette has BLONDE highlights\!\!\!\! we are beautiful,hot,pretty,amazing,ravishing,sexy,have fun,and can be tigers or little devils in bed\!\!\!\!

guy 1. last night i went on a date with a brunette it was terrible. guy 2. i went out with a blonde it was terrific\!\! guy 1. she was so boring. guy 2. my BLONDE was so amazingly fun\!\! guy 1. this time i am going with a blonde\!\! guy 2. now you make sense\!\!\!\!

54. (blonde) (110↑, 116↓)
A person who says something or who gets something half an hour later, who laughs for something for ages.

oh my god, you are so blonde, you freak\!

55. (blonde) (28↑, 34↓)
the blonde jokes started because the orignal blonde hair dies were so stroong they would actually kill brain cells, all the jokes were suppose to be towards bottle blondes but the dies have been changed a lot since then so theres no need to make the jokes anymore. But u can still make fun of the irish

the scandinavian country have some of the greatest and hardest education plans and a lot of them are naturally blonde.

56. (Blonde) (35↑, 41↓)
A hair color usually associated with stupid people and great sex.

She may be a blonde... but she gives good head.

57. (Blonde) (17↑, 24↓)
Hair color that ugly girls dye their hair to, in order to become more slutty (thus more attractive).

- Nobody wants to go out with me\! - Then dye your hair to blonde\!

58. (Blonde) (1↑, 9↓)
you hear people say things like: You're so blonde and then you don't know what blonde means especially if your hairs not blonde. Blonde means stupid basically

Kylie minouge: oh i have just realised why scarecrows are called scarecrows cos they scare ------ crows beyonce: oh your so blonde kylie\!

59. (Blonde) (6↑, 14↓)
people who odnt no how 2 spell dammit rite they spell it damnit(dam-Knit)

wow Brittany is sooooo Blonde she cant spell dammit rite\! wat a whore\!

Author: emoness/awesomeness/yourface http://blonde.urbanup.com/4004306
60. (Blonde) (7↑, 15↓)
Being blonde can be characterised as being very very stupid. This is funny to see, and to laugh at. Steph is the very definition of blonde, but we love her still

she gets things very very blonde

61. (blonde) (4↑, 12↓)
KELSEY, Not so smart person, Doesnt get complicated things like 4-19

OMG look at that blonde run into the pole for the 6th time this week.

62. (Blonde) (14↑, 22↓)
To be a little more political correct.Unmixed blonde, have yellow hair, blue eye. Skin texture is somewhat yellow to dark yellow orange color, not to much hair on body, little thin hair on eye brows.Many may have many freckles on body arms and face.Usually heavy mixed with southern Euro's(Whites), probably more than what South American Indian are mixed with Spanish(Whites) decent.those millions that are mixed, usually they refer to themselves as whites, only having blue eye with dark hair or blonde hair with brown eyes, with similar texture skin as those of southern euro's. Blonde hair with blue eyes are sometimes reffered to as blonde,Ethnic Identity just caucasian for simplicity sake.Becuase of TV brought the world closer together, there is more of a subliminial agreement that these two groups are in the same race and ethnic Identity, which is really false, since both groups have same Head structure, rounds eyes, thin lips, big hands, long legs long arms they are under caucasian, but vary in skin texture and color. Both groups know each other differnece, taking extremes sides, they are different.

Many countries under caucasian, and every country could say, you look armenian, you look Italian, you look German, you look Spanish, you look Russian, you look from finland etc. Not to political correct, caucasians since caucasian mountian are by Armenia. I should be more like Southern Euro's and Sadanavians. Blonde race

63. (blonde) (7↑, 16↓)
people with blonde hair girls that have blonde hair are usally described as stupid and sluts.

there's a brunette in my class,i swear to god if she was blonde she'd be the living stereotype of a blonde

64. (blonde) (25↑, 34↓)
less a hair color, and more a personality trait, meaning lacking in common sense; misconception that people with blonde's have more fun, when in reality they just think everything is amusing because they're really never quite sure of what's going on

I just had a blonde moment.

65. (blonde) (48↑, 57↓)
Let's talk about Hillary Duff and Britney Spears.

They are both stupid AND are blondes. 80% of blondes in USA are stupid. They have more fun because they study less, which means more work in the future. FUCK YOU BLONDES, I DONT CARE IF I'M RACIST SHIT\!\!\!

66. (blonde) (31↑, 40↓)
A hair color. Many blondes are known to be too wrppped up in their bodies to pay attention to anything. This causes the blonde jokes.

Two blondes were trying to unlok their car with a hair pin when one shouted, "Hurry\! It's starting to rain and the top is down\!"

67. (blonde) (26↑, 35↓)
The epitome of the young unintelligent female demographic.Generally considered the All American Girls,although they are stupid and unreal females\!

"Super-fun"-Elle Woods

68. (blonde) (31↑, 41↓)
a person who is very slow, un smart, or is just plain stupid a hair color the biggest prep in your school\!

she is such a blonde\!

69. (blonde) (32↑, 43↓)
An over-rated hair color or person with such a hair color. Many girls think it makes them hot when in fact it doesn't. It just makes them clones who, in about a month, with have dark greasy roots growing out of their scalps. Gross.

Cara, Sadie, and Maurissa are girls who think they are hot because they bleach their hair blonde.

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70. (blonde) (31↑, 42↓)
Description of a person, usually female, stricken by a particularly severe lack of intelligence. The blonde's brain, whcih is limited in size, is constantly in a daze, making the understanding of very simple ideas, concepts, and jokes impossible for her.

"How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner. How does the blonde confuse you? She comes back and says she did."

71. (blonde) (23↑, 34↓)
A personality not just a hair color

Did u see that brunette, man was she blonde. She thought 2+2 equaled 22

72. (blonde) (28↑, 41↓)
[beautiful] people\! and its not just for women men also\!..[sexist] people.. -hair color -stupid [stereotype] -an insult..not\!(complement) -blondes hav more fun..tru.but not always. -most blondes are [brunette]s..who made the right decision to stick to the hair color they were BORN with\! -everyone looks better blonde..did u see lucy lu with her cute blonde wig in charlies angels? very [sexy]\! anyone who has a problem with blondes..has some unattended problems and obviously some anger management problems that they need to get over\! don't judge blondes..they're all unique and different in their own ways..ahtletic, beautiful, ugly, intelligent, dumb, crazy,tall, short,interesting, and funny. So dont label them and work on your own PROBLEMS..your not perfect\!

Did you see all those beautiful blonde models in sports illustrated? including [anna kournikova]\! That blonde really sticks out among all her friends..ill go for her\!

73. (Blonde) (29↑, 42↓)
Ditzy,annoying,and oblivious to the world around them.Usually very hyperactive,has no personality and often watches "bring it on"and "legally blonde"

WTF\! danielle quit being so damned blonde\!\!

74. (blonde) (1↑, 15↓)
the most sexy type of girl, almost always has an amazing body, huge boobs, and a nice ass, but is as dumb as a rock

Guy1- Hey I really want that hot blonde over there Guy2- Yeah but she is so dumb\!\! Guy1- True but her body, boobs, and ass are perfect Guy2- True my friend\!

75. (blonde) (26↑, 40↓)
thought to be stupid by society. In reality, the only blondes I know and have met are all very intelligent. My IQ is 149. My best (blonde) friend's is a 135. I can name nine blondes with IQs above 130, disproving the theory that blondes are more dumb. It's a load of bullshit, people.

(real) Blondes don't neccesarily have more fun. We just have beautiful hair.

76. (blonde) (18↑, 33↓)
a girl at my school named sam smith. She frequently gets mistaken as sam stevens by teachers, she is the blondest of all blondes. and she cant tell what a hand "g" is. she thouhgt it was p, i, h, j, k, l, but not one time did she guess g. I think she needs medical help.

oh god here comes sam the blonde, aka anna nichole smith

77. (blonde) (16↑, 33↓)
A term lazy and stupid people use because they can't use their brain enough to see white people as anything other than blonde.

Black panthers call a brown hair brown eye jesus blonde haired and blue eyed.

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78. (blonde) (31↑, 49↓)
someone who is totally like bright and cheery and sunny. and like she is so fun to be around. also someone who is like EXTREMELY proud of their haircolor. blondes are like so much more like happy with their hair. and if their not, there usually a brunette who had like a bad happening with hair dye/bleach. blondes usually are hot. and a true blonde you can tell apart from those nasty wannabee fake ones. thats right.

Blonde: Your face looks terrible\! "Blonde": Oh my gosh\! WHY\!? Blonde: because you used to be brunette and dying your hair is so like wannabee and if you arent naturally like blonde then it just DOESNT work. sorry. =) Elle is a blonde. (me)

79. (blonde) (35↑, 60↓)
A very stupid blonde girl.

Stupid blonde: Mom, my sister has her monthly period. Mom: Haw can you know that? Stupid blonde: Because dad's cock tastes blood.

80. (blonde) (15↑, 46↓)
Lame. Bleached blondes are so whats in now, i am a brunette and i am so sexy. blondes are dumb and slow brunettes we are sexy. blondes are stupid they dont know anything they dont have mor fun we do. i am really pretty i will dye my beautiful brown hair blonde no way\! i would look really cute with blonde hair, bt i am really prety how i am.

blonde: i am so pretty i am so much prettie than u\! me: no u r not bcuz ur boyfriend wants to kiss me omg so there

81. (Blonde) (19↑, 55↓)
awesome person that has fun 24/7. may be a stupid person but not all the time.

Look at that blonde, all her talent... she could b a professional\!

82. (blonde) (22↑, 59↓)
a stareo type usually refering to being anoying and a ditz . which people call blondes ( like me) ditz becaouse therer jelous that they have to die there hair that color rather than getting it natually

its not my fault my hair is blodne , so dont think im a ditz

83. (Blonde) (8↑, 50↓)
What Gaby should be.

"Can dogs take over the world? Do they have a brain? If they do, how big is it? Can they pee? OMG\!" Yeah, Gaby should be a blonde \<3

84. (Blonde) (20↑, 74↓)
(see:jessica hughes)

Blondes have more fun...Sexy blonde, boys are for toys\!

85. (Blonde) (32↑, 126↓)
Whoever says Blondes are dumb are fuckwits. im blonde and ive already made 5 major movies, made 6 grand and have my own business. Im still in school and all. Go figure.

Blondes are da best-rest are jealous.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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